So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Randomize
