everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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