i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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