Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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