I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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