I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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