I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
i now understand why vodka
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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