Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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