its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
True strength comes from lack of pants
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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