On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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