You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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