I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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