Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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