I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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