I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
