What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
