Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Randomize
