i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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