remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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