So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
God I need to hump something, right now.
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