I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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