mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Randomize
