Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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