no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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