Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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