also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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