You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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