I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Dear god my vagina.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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