Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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