Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
lets start a swedish sibling band together
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
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