I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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