he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
my poor anus
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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