Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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