Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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