As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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