: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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