On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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