Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
