hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
what day is it and did you see me today?
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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