Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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