Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Randomize