dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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