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(973): View more from New Jersey

random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.

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(816): View more from Missouri

At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen

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(+61): View more from Australia

I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays

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(973): View more from New Jersey

Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.

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(504): View more from Louisiana

Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea

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(407): View more from Florida

No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.

(804): View more from Virginia

I just pictured that. It's reading a book.

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(845): View more from New York

Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"

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