Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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