tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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