sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
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