You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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