I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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