i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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