I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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