I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
and you fell through a lawn chair
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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