i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
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I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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