she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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