There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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