You can't special order awesome
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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