we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize