I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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